Based on fantasy novels by George Raymond Richard Martin and described as “The Sopranos in Middle Earth,” HBO’s epic series “Game of Thrones” chronicles the struggle for power in a medieval world divided into realms of summer and winter. Fortunately, naked maidens and mystical, magical sex abound at every turn.
As the alluring young enchantress, Daenerys Targaryen, icy beauty Emilia Clark radiates blonde heat while displaying the body. Her nude scene in the third season was purported to be her last on the series, but then she stripped down for a long-awaited sex scene with the hunky Kit Harrington in season seven, showing off her ravishing rack and rump! Definitely some MVP nudity!
She’s also joined by naked notables along the lines of the ever-lusty Lena Headey, Esmé Bianco, Oona Chaplin, Amy Dawson, Natalie Dormer, Nathalie Emmanuel, Carice van Houten, and Maisie Williams. With countless prostitutes and scantily clad chicks, “Game of Thrones” has 50+ naked beauties. Another MVP is Lena Headey who made TV history in the fifth season finale thanks to body double Rebecca Van Cleave and some CGI-trickery that made her fully nude “Walk of Shame” one of the great moments in the history of television! Grab your broadsword and play along with this Game!
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Season 1
S01E01 – Winter Is Coming – 04/17/2011
At the castle Winterfell, Lord Ned Stark is living a relatively simple life with his wife, Lady Catelyn , and their 5 children. That all changes when they receive word that the Hand of the King, the King’s closest advisor, has been murdered. King Robert arrives with his wife, Cersei Lannister , and family to ask Ned to become the new Hand and join families with the King. The Queen’s brother Tyrion Lannister wastes no time, heading to the local red-light for a roll in the hay with Ros . Ros is wearing nothing but a smile and a belt, showing off bountiful boobs, buns and bush. Those turrets will have you charging!
Across the sea, Viserys Targaryen begins his plan to take back the crown he believes is rightfully his by marrying off his sister, Daenerys Targaryen , to local warlord leader Khal Drogo . Viserys undresses Daenerys to prepare her body for her upcoming marriage, revealing her creamy coconuts and can. This blushing bride will have you taking out your wedding tackle!
Daenerys and Khal Drogo are married, and she receives a wedding gift of priceless petrified dragon eggs. They consummate their marriage on the cliffs with Daenerys’s delicious dumplings front and center.
Back at Winterfell, Ned’s son, Bran , is climbing a tower on the castle grounds when he comes across Jamie Lannister unsheathing his sword with his sister Queen Cersei. We get a quick look at the Queen’s trembling tush, unfortunately, the work of a body double. Jaime decides to cover up their affair by throwing Bran off the tower.
With the bevy of bouncing beauties in this show, your sword is definitely going to need a polishing!
S01E01 – Winter Is Coming – 04/17/2011
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S01E02 – The Kingsroad – 04/24/2011
The fall from the tower did not kill young Bran , a fact that miffs the Lannisters. Ned’s bastard son Jon Snow is heading to the Wall to join the “Night’s Watch”, since he feels he will never have a true place in the Stark family. Ned is also leaving to make the journey to Kings Landing, where he will become the King’s Hand. Alone at Winterfell, Catelyn stops an assassin who tries to kill the crippled Bran as he lies in bed. She is helped in her fight by Bran’s pet direwolf, one of five that were adopted by the Stark children. The expensive knife the killer tried to use leads her to believe the Lannisters are behind the plot, and she rides out to warn her husband.
Daenerys is making a difficult journey east with her new husband Khal Drogo . There is nothing difficult about watching Daenerys’s jugs jiggle as Khal Drogo does her in customary doggie style. Unhappy with her rough treatment, she gets some advice from her handmaiden Doreah on how to control a man. Daenerys tries it out the new way that night by taking a pony ride on top of Khal Drogo. TFB is happy with any way, as long as Daenerys’s dewy danglers are involved.
Ned’s daughter Sansa is engaged to the heir to the throne Joffrey . When the two come across her sister Arya play fighting with a local boy, Joffrey cruelly cuts him with his real sword. Joffrey is allowed to do whatever he wishes with no consequences, as befits a spoiled brat of his station.
S01E02 – The Kingsroad – 04/24/2011
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S01E03 – Lord Snow – 05/01/2011
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S01E04 – Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things – 05/08/2011
Jon Snow is learning that the “Night’s Watch” is not as noble a profession as he believed, since it is staffed almost entirely by criminals and is not fighting any real threats.
Daenerys and Viserys Targaryen arrive at the Dothraki city of Vaes Dothrak. Daenerys has doubts that her childish, petty, and egomaniacal brother can lead the Dothraki in a war against King Robert, so she sends her handmaiden Doreah to soothe him with a slippery bathtime ride. The sight of her moist mounds appease him for a little while. TFB can’t say no to a nice sponge bath either!
In Kings Landing, Ned is dealing with the daily demands of the kingdom, and spending his free time researching the death of the King’s previous Hand.
Still on her way to warn her husband of the Queen’s treachery, Lady Stark comes across Tyrion Lannister in a roadside bar. With the help of loyal locals, she captures him as a traitor.
Breast of show: After seeing Roxanne McKee’s playful pair in the bath, water isn’t the only thing splashing!
S01E04 – Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things – 05/08/2011
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S01E05 – The Wolf and the Lion – 05/15/2011
Lady Stark travels, with Tyrion as her prisoner, to the Eyrie to get the support of her sister Lady Arryn , wife of the previous King’s Hand. On the road they are attacked by the Hill tribes and Tyrion saves Catelyn’s life despite his status as her prisoner. Once they reach the castle, Catelyn realizes her husband’s death has driven her sister mad.
Ned’s ward Theon Greyjoy visits working girl Ros for a bit of the old in-out. Ros displays her delicious Ds and slim trim after the joy ride. This randy redhead has everyone’s crotch on fire!
Ned finds out that the previous Hand was poisoned for asking too many questions. King Robert gets word that Daenerys Targaryen is pregnant with Khal Drogo’s child, making her assent to power secure. Robert wants her killed immediately, and since Ned disagrees he prepares to leave the castle. Ned is intercepted by Jaime Lannister and they fight until Ned is wounded by one of Jaime’s lackeys.
S01E05 – The Wolf and the Lion – 05/15/2011
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S01E05 – The Wolf and the Lion – 05/15/2011
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S01E06 – A Golden Crown – 05/22/2011
Across the sea Daenerys places one of the three dragon eggs she received as a wedding present in the fire, then discovers she cannot be burned by it although a servant girl can. She later proves her pregnancy is blessed by successfully eating a raw horse’s heart. Suddenly those Lamaze classes don’t seem so bad! Her brother Viserys senses that her power is surpassing his own and tries to escape with her dragon eggs. Their advisor Jorah Mormont catches him in the act and forces him to leave the eggs in Daenerys’ tent.
Ned is still injured from his fight and the Queen wants him dead because his wife holds her brother hostage. He finally discovers the secret that got the previous Hand killed; all of King Robert’s bastard children have black hair, but Prince Joffrey is a blond, like his mother and her brother. Could his uncle also be his father?
Raunchy Ros heads to find her fortune at Kings Landing, but gives Theon a final flash of her fire-crotch as she leaves. Best tail of two cities!
Angry at his exclusion, Viserys Targaryen demands a crown from the Dothraki or he will kill his sister’s baby. Khal Drogo complies with his wish by having him held down while molten gold is poured over his head, effectively killing him.
S01E06 – A Golden Crown – 05/22/2011
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S01E07 – You Win or You Die – 05/29/2011
Lord Tywin Lannister begins raising an army to fight the Starks and free his son Tyrion from captivity. Ned confronts Queen Cersei about the true parentage of her son Joffrey and suggests she leave the castle before the King returns from hunting and learns the truth.
Ros has arrived at Kings Landing and is receiving training from brothel owner Littlefinger. Buy-sexual Ros show off her sapphic skills in a scene with a fellow lady of the evening . The lovely ladies reach clitical mass while showing off every inch in their bordello audition. They’re hired!
King Robert returns from the hunt critically wounded by a boar. On his deathbed Ned helps him write his will.
A failed assassination attempt on Daenerys enrages Khal Drogo to move up the attack. King Robert dies and Queen Cersei attempts to rush Joffrey coronation as King. Ned is imprisoned but not before sending word to Robert’s brother that he is the rightful heir.
Double Trouble: Sahara Knite and Esmé Bianco’s long lesbo love scene will have you putting the white sauce on their fish filets!
S01E07 – You Win or You Die – 05/29/2011
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S01E09 – Baelor – 06/12/2011
Ned is still imprisoned in the dungeon at King’s Landing, while his son Robb amasses an army to fight for his release.
Khal Drogo falls ill from an infected battle wound and Daenerys , desperate to save his life, makes a deal with a witch to heal him.
At his father’s army camp, Tyrion makes a connection with Shae , a hooker with a heart of gold. When he promises to take her to the capitol, Shae strips to show off her succulent suckers before mounting the titillated Tyrion.
Robb’s army sends a small distraction attack to Tywin’s encampment, but the true bulk of his army fights against Jaime Lannister and captures him as prisoner. Knowing that his daughters Sansa and Arya are in danger in King’s Landing, Ned agrees to make a false confession that he is guilty of treason. Queen Cersei advises mercy for his crimes but Joffrey impulsively decides to have him executed, not considering any consequences. In a shocking twist, Ned is beheaded as a huge crowd, including his two daughters, watches.
S01E09 – Baelor – 06/12/2011
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S01E10 – Fire and Blood – 06/19/2011
Ned’s death devastates his family, and they vow to kill all of their enemies without mercy. Spoiled Joffrey continues his reign of terror in the court, delivering unnecessarily cruel verdicts in every case that is brought before him. Tywin Lannister sends Tyrion to the court to serve as the King’s Hand and try to reign in Joffrey’s bad decisions.
Everyone’s favorite redhead, Ros , continues to destroy hearts by showing her delicious muff and duff to the entire kingdom. Her cupcakes and cherry are so sweet she’s lucky her latest old-man suitor didn’t have a heart attack. She can give TheFappeningBlog a stroke anytime!
Daenerys discovers the witch has betrayed her and sacrificed her unborn son to save Khal Drogo , who is alive but in a vegetative state. Daenerys suffocates Khal with a pillow to spare him the indignity of living. Then she has a massive funeral pyre built for Drogo, placing the old dragon eggs beside his body. The witch is also tied to a stake to be burned as punishment for his death. As the flames grow, Daenerys walks into the inferno to join her husband. Everyone thinks she is dead, but the next morning Jorah returns to the ashes and discovers Daenerys nude, unharmed, and holding three small dragons. That’ll get your eggs sunny side up!
S01E10 – Fire and Blood – 06/19/2011
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Season 2
S02E01 – The North Remembers – 04/01/2012
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S02E02 – The Night Lands – 04/08/2012
Arya is still on her way to Winterfell with Gendry , and Queen Cersei wants them both dead but doesn’t know that Arya is disguised as a boy. Tyrion has returned to King’s Landing to serve as Hand to the King, and immediately shakes things up by replacing the commander of the City Watch.
Stannis Baratheon is preparing an attack to claim the throne with the help of his witch adviser, Melisandre . She’s also advising him that their power would be best combined physically, since she can bear him the son his wife cannot. Then she bares her body, which certainly seems fertile to us.
Theon Greyjoy is traveling to his homeland to get his father’s support, but he spankfully has some company on the ship in the form of the Captain’s daughter . It’s all hands on her deck as she says bone voyage to her clothes.
Ros is still plying her wares as head prostitute in King’s Landing, and we get a look at her terrific tush and left lobber as rides a lucky john while her boss peeks through the door. That ravishing redhead’s rackage is sure to have you peaking! But Ros is still upset over the murder of the Robert Baratheon’s illegitimate child in the brothel and Aremca has to be called in to finish the job when Ros starts crying. You’ll be weeping with joy when you see Aremca’s furry full frontal flesh!
S02E02 – The Night Lands – 04/08/2012
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S02E03 – What Is Dead May Never Die – 04/15/2012
Tyrion is cementing his power as the King’s Hand by rooting out all the spies working in King’s Landing. After spreading a different rumor to each of Cersei’s three counselors regarding his plans for Myrcella , he discovers that Maester Pycelle is the one that has been ratting him out. It’s off to the dungeons for Pycelle, but he had a good final day since they capture him in bed with a beautiful young prostitute . Her funbags and fur are on full display as guards burst into the room and drag the old man off.
Robert Baratheon’s youngest brother Renly has gone south to his own encampment after his brother’s death and is visited by Lady Stark who wants to join forces. But Renly thinks he still has some claim to the throne and is reluctant to leave his posh lifestyle. He has a new wife as well, Margaery Tyrell , the sister of his not so secret lover Loras . Margaery knows where her husband’s affections lie, but also knows that a pregnancy would help cement his rise to power. And speaking of rising she takes off her top to seduce Renly, and if anything can convince a man to switch teams it’s those magnificent mams!
S02E03 – What Is Dead May Never Die – 04/15/2012
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S02E04 – Garden of Bones – 04/22/2012
Robb Stark is successfully fighting his way through the Westerlands with his direwolf leading every charge. After winning each battle against Lannister forces, Robb refuses to kill or torture the prisoners of war, instead bringing them along as his campaign continues.
The Lannister forces are not so noble with those they have captured, and Arya and Gendry are being kept in a camp that daily tortures prisoners to death. Just as Gendry is picked to be killed, Lord Tywin Lannister rides into camp and stops the killing since Gendry is a skilled blacksmith with useful talents. Tywin also notices Arya but does not recognize her as a Stark child, he only sees that she is cleverly disguised as a boy to travel safely. Impressed with her subterfuge he pulls her from the prisoner ranks to serve as his cupbearer.
Meanwhile at King’s Landing, Joffrey is grower crueler every day and has Sansa beaten in front of the court in punishment for her brother’s war victories. Tyrion sends two whores, Ros and Daisy , to Joffery’s chambers that night in an attempt to calm him down. Daisy strips completely nude and encourages the King to take grand glandular tour of her nubile form, but instead he orders Ros to beat Daisy savagely with a scepter. That’s not the kind of scepter beating we had in mind…
S02E04 – Garden of Bones – 04/22/2012
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S02E06 – The Old Gods And The New – 05/06/2012
In Qarth, Daenerys is trying to drum up support for her ascension to the Iron Throne, but the wealthy traders are reluctant to pool their resources on a young girl with no support. When she returns home from her rounds, she finds that her remaining followers have been slaughtered and her dragons have been stolen.
At King’s Landing, Joffrey continues to be a dainty despot but the villagers are fed up and as he passes through the town someone throws a handful of horse dung at his face. Joffrey immediately orders his soldiers to kill everyone present, but the angry mob outnumbers his guard and they are forced to retreat back inside the castle.
Theon manages to storm Winterfell since all the Northern soldiers are away fighting in the war, and convinces Bran to declare him the new ruler. That night Osha comes to Theon’s rooms and offers her body to him in exchange for her freedom. She strips off her robe to reveal her perky pair and wild-woman pelt, which easily convinces Theon to take her to bed. That night she manages to sneak Bran out of the city as Theon sleeps in the afterglow. That honeypot was worth it!
S02E06 – The Old Gods And The New – 05/06/2012
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S02E08 – The Prince of Winterfell – 05/20/2012
Theon’s sister Yara arrives at the newly captured Winterfell and is not impressed by his decision to execute the Stark boys. Little does she know that the Stark boys were never captured and are presently hiding out in the castle’s crypts.
Over in Quarth, Jorah tries to convince Daenerys to leave the city for the relative safety of Astapor, but Dany is not going anywhere without her dragons. She uses her feminine wiles to convince him to lead her to the House of the Undying, where her dragons are being held prisoner.
Meanwhile in King’s Landing, Cersei thinks she finally has one over on her brother, Tyrion , when she finds a whore that she believes he has feelings for. But when the woman is brought before them, it is Ros not Shae that she is holding. Ros does not betray Tyrion’s true love, but tells him not to forget about her.
Robb Stark is dealing with the fallout of his mother releasing Jamie Lannister to try and free her other children. Talisa takes his mind off his troubles by telling the story of how she became a doctor, then strips down so Robb can play doctor with her body. Once you see those buns and two apples you won’t want to keep the doctor away either!
S02E08 – The Prince of Winterfell – 05/20/2012
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S02E09 – Blackwater – 05/27/2012
Stannis Baratheon’s ships have arrived at King’s Landing, and Tyrion and Joffrey prepare to defend the city. Meanwhile Bronn is spending his last moments before the battle in the brothel, drinking in the company of a high-class hooker . Bronn slowly spins her out of her clothes, baring her shaved bush, tush, and tits before she lounges nude on his lap. You’ll whip out your own sword!
When Stannis’ ships come far enough into the bay, Tyrion sends out a single ship filled with wildfire to meet them, and manages to blow up a good chunk of the fleet. But it is not enough to slow down Stannis, who leads his remaining forces in a charge on the shore.
Queen Cersei , Sansa , Shae , and the rest of the noble women and children are hiding in the holdfast, but Cersei has brought Ser Ilyn in with them to make sure no hostages survive if the city falls. Just as the battle outside seems to be turning in Tyrion’s favor, a wave of fresh soldiers come crashing onto the shore, outnumbering the present forces. As Cersei sits in the throne room about to poison Tommen so he won’t have to suffer, Loras Tyrell and her father, Tywin Lannister , unexpectedly burst in, having just won the battle.
Breast of show: Sahara Knite’s epic send off of the soldiers with a full frontal flash. She’s waging war on clothes!
S02E09 – Blackwater – 05/27/2012
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S02E10 – Valar Morghulis – 06/03/2012
In the throne room, Joffrey is appointing his grandfather Tywin the new King’s Hand and rewarding the victorious heroes of the battle. When it comes Loras Tyrell’s turn, he asks that Joffrey marry his sister, Margaery Tyrell , and join their families together as his reward. The small council approves of the match and Joffrey aggress to cast Sansa aside to marry into the Tyrell family. But when Sansa reveals her happiness at the decision, Littlefinger reminds her that Joffrey will never let her go, even if they are not engaged. Meanwhile Varys is trying to lure Ros out of Littlefinger’s employ, and she offers him a look at her mammoth mammeries before he reveals that he is a eunuch. We’re impressed though.
In Quarth, Daenerys arrives at the House of the Undying and becomes lost is a web of illusions while searching for her dragons, including a vision of Khal Drogo holding their baby. Daenerys soldiers on and finds her dragons only to be imprisoned by Prat Pree alongside them. But a single command has the dragons breathing fire and the chains melt as Prat Pree burns to death.
In the North, John Snow reaches the massive wildling camp just as his disbanded Nightwatch friends witness the crossing of a huge white walker army heading south. The undead probably heard that Ros is giving out free flashes in Kings Landing. That rack would make anything rise from the dead!
S02E10 – Valar Morghulis – 06/03/2012
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Season 3
S03E01 – Valar Dohaeris – 03/31/2013
The White Walkers are on the move, and Samwell Tarly and the Night’s Watch are doing their best to reach the wall first and warn the southerners. Meanwhile Ygritte and Jon Snow have made it to the Wildling camp, where Mance Rayder is readying some troops of his own.
Back in Kings Landing, Sir Bronn is having a much warmer time thanks to the heat coming off the hoots of his latest hired hooker, Merielle . That good time is broken by a summons from Tyrion , who is not doing nearly as swell, since his face was sliced up and no one appreciates his defense of the city during Tywin’s absence.
Across the narrow sea, Daenerys has sailed to the slave city of Astapor to hire an army as backup for her baby dragons. But while she’s debating the moral implications of buying slaves, a warlock disguised as a little girl tries and fails to assassinate her. Dany’s still got plenty of enemies. It is known.
Breast of show: Topless Elisa Lasowski continuing the long and celebrated tradition of prostitute sexposition!
S03E01 – Valar Dohaeris – 03/31/2013
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S03E03 – Walk of Punishment – 04/14/2013
Robb Stark comes to Riverrun for his grandfather’s funeral and learns that Edmure did not follow orders and led the attack on the army of Tywin Lannister . Robb now realizes that his plan to entrap the army is finished and must figure out a new plan of attack.
Meanwhile in Astapor, Daenerys offers up one of her dragons in exchange for the 8000 Unsullied still alive. Now under her command, she orders them to kill all of the Good Masters, soldiers, and slave overseers, but spare the children and free the slaves. She then frees them all and asks them if they will fight for her as free men, which they unanimously agree to do, joining her on her march!
At King’s Landing, Tywin dismisses Baelish and appoints his son Tyrion the new treasurer, despite Tyrion’s reasoning that he is more competent at spending money than he is at managing it. Tyrion goes to Baelish’s brothel to retrieve the accounting books, and presents Podrick with an unexpected gift… A super-flexible lady that demonstrates her techniques, showing off her be-thonged booty and covered cooch! He then offers up another wench who is totally nude except for a large necklace, giving us some nice looks at her big ol’ boobs, bush, and butt!
S03E03 – Walk of Punishment – 04/14/2013
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S03E05 – Kissed by Fire – 04/28/2013
Daenerys leads her new army of Unsullied north to Yunkai, the next of the remaining slaver-cities. She asks them to choose a leader among themselves, and they select one named Grey Worm , a name given to him by his slave master to degrade him. Daenerys orders the soldiers to choose their own names or reclaim their old names, but Grey Worm decides to keep his and bear it with pride because it is a lucky name.
Robb has a confrontation with Karstark who kills the two captured Lannister squires for the murder of Karstark’s sons. When Robb tells him that they were innocent and that it was Jaime Lannister who was responsible for his son’s deaths, Karstark announces that he has lost all faith in Robb as a leader. Robb orders Karstark and his men executed, and performs the decapitation of Karstark himself.
Jaime and Brienne of Tarth are brought to Lord Roose Bolton who is proud of the torture his men have done to Jaime, but is dismayed that Jaime has lost a hand. Angered by the mutilation of such a valuable prisoner, he orders that they be cleaned up, and Jaime and Brienne go to the baths. Here we get a nice look at Brienne’s booty as she argues vehemently with Jaime! Unfortunately his head blocks any hopes of full frontal, but we’re ready to hop in that tub with her!
S03E05 – Kissed by Fire – 04/28/2013
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S03E07 – The Bear and the Maiden Fair – 05/12/2013
King Joffrey summons Tywin Lannister to discuss Daenerys , whom Lannister didn’t think Joffrey had any knowledge. He reminds Joffrey that the last dragons bred by the Targaryen clan turned out to be inbred, ineffective creatures and he should have no cause for alarm. Their brief exchange makes it clear that Joffrey is nothing more than a figurehead, and Tywin is really the one pulling the strings in the kingdom.
Daenerys, meanwhile, has arrived with her forces at the city of Yunkai. She is confident that the city can be taken as they are known for breeding bed slaves rather than soldiers. She orders Grey Worm into the city to tell the masters that they either need to surrender or face the same fate as Astapor.
In captivity, Theon is visited by two naked women, Myranda and Violet . Both ladies bare all three b’s as they tell him the rumors about him being well endowed! Just as Theon lets his guard down and becomes aroused, Ramsay Snow enters with a knife and castrates Theon as the women hold him down! Talk about an unhappy ending!
S03E07 – The Bear and the Maiden Fair – 05/12/2013
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S03E08 – Second Sons – 05/19/2013
At King’s Landing, Tyrion and Sansa discuss their impending wedding. Knowing that she does not wish to marry him, he promises her that he will not mistreat her in any way, and she acknowledges that he’s the least repulsive member of his family. At the wedding, Joffrey walks her down the aisle, and humiliates Tyrion during the ceremony by taking away his stool from which he could reach Sansa to drape her with the Lannister cloak.
Melisandre seduces Gendry in order to perform a religious ritual that will help Stannis to smite his enemies. She comes to his quarters totally nude, but only shows off hoots and glutes, as she rides Gendry before placing leeches on his chest. Stannis enters and is told by Melisandre to throw the three leeches into the fire one at a time, as he recites the names of the enemies he wants struck down.
Daenerys , Jorah , and Barristan spy on the camp of the Second Sons, the armed forces that have come to Yunkai to stand against Daenerys’ forces. Daenerys hosts Mero , the Captain of this battalion, making him an offer of an alliance with his reward to be paid when she reclaims the Iron Throne. They refuse her offer, but she encourages them to take time to think it over.
Back at their camp, Mero fondles a Yunkish slave girl exposing her fantastic fun bags! He tells Daario that he is to sneak into Daenerys’ tent and murder her. That night as Daenerys is bathing, Daario enters the tent, telling her that he has orders to kill her. He refused his orders and killed the men who gave the orders, causing Daenerys to rise from the tub, baring her sensationally soggy snoobs and seat meat! She asks him to pledge fealty to her, which he does!
S03E08 – Second Sons – 05/19/2013
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Season 4
S04E01 – Two Swords – 04/06/2014
Season 4 opens with an ominous scene where Tywin Lannister takes Ice, the sword of Ned Stark , and melts it down into two smaller blades. He gives one of the swords to his son Jamie , but when Jamie refuses to return to Casterly Rock, Tywin all but disowns him. Meanwhile, Tyrion is forced serve as a liaison for the visiting Prince Doran Martell of Dorne, but when the Prince doesn’t show, he instead discovers that his brother Oberyn , the legendary Red Viper, has arrived in his stead.
Tyrion tracks Oberyn down in the one place in King’s Landing he expected to find him, the brothel. Here he has plans to bed two women, the flexible redhead from last season, and a new brunette , both of whom bare all! That’s the Game of Thrones that our bones have come to expect!
While all of this is going on, Daenerys seems to be losing control of Drogon, the largest of her dragons, making her fear that everyone who said she couldn’t tame the dragons might be right. She continues her march toward the city of Meereen, but aware of her impending arrival, they have left bodies of dead slave children every mile along the way. Ominously chilling!
S04E01 – Two Swords – 04/06/2014
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S04E02 – The Lion and the Rose – 04/13/2014
Roose Bolton arrives at Dreadfort and informs Theon about the Red Wedding, and the death of Robb Stark , a man that Theon had considered a brother. Roose presses him for knowledge to the whereabouts of Bran and Rickon , and Theon suggests that Jon Snow may be hiding them. Roose dispatches Locke to find them and kill them, including Jon, as he has Stark blood in him and may be a threat down the road.
Meanwhile at King’s Landing, people from all over the Seven Kingdoms have gathered for the marriage of Joffrey and Margaery , and a grand party is in place. There are performances, including Kayle doing her contortionist bit once again, giving us some nice looks between her legs! There is also a show put on by a group of dwarfs that mocks the War of the Five Kings, which amuses the crowd but disgusts Tyrion and Sansa .
Joffrey tries to further embarrass Tyrion by suggesting he fight the champion dwarf. When Tyrion mocks him back, Joffrey empties his wine goblet all over Tyrion and orders him to fetch him more wine. After a ceremony, Tyrion brings the cup to Joffrey who gulps it all down, and then grabs at his throat. He falls down convulsing, and Tyrion goes to examine the wine goblet as Joffrey points at Tyrion just before dying. Cersei commands the royal guard to take Tyrion prisoner for the murder of Joffrey!
S04E02 – The Lion and the Rose – 04/13/2014
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S04E03 – Breaker of Chains – 04/20/2014
At King’s Landing, Cersei is mourning the death of Joffrey as Tywin begins instructing Tommen on becoming a good king. They leave when Jaime enters, and Cersei tells him that she wants Tyrion executed for killing Joffrey, and Sansa found and captured as his accomplice. Jaime tries to have sex with her, but she refuses to have sex next to the corpse of their dead child, but Jaime forces himself on her anyway, though nothing is shown, thankfully.
In the aftermath of Joffrey’s murder, Sansa and Ser Dontos escaped onto a boat stowed on the coast. Aboard the ship, she is greeted by Littlefinger who reveals that Dontos was being paid to bring her to him, and since he’s no longer useful to Littlefinger, he orders Dontos killed. Littlefinger then assures Sansa that she needn’t worry, he will protect her, and also reveals that he was the one who orchestrated Joffrey’s death.
Tywin goes to see the Red Viper , who is in the middle of an orgy alongside his wife and some ladies at the brothel, including Josephine Gillan! Josephine and Xena Avramidis bare all during this nearly three minute orgy, and it is super hot! Tywin discusses a plan to team up with the Red Viper to discover the real murderer of King Joffrey.
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S04E04 – Oathkeeper – 04/27/2014
Daenerys orders Grey Worm and several of the Unsullied to infiltrate the Meereen, and arm the slaves for an uprising against their slave masters. After a successful campaign, she makes her boldest statement yet by declaring that she will “answer injustice with justice,” and literally crucifying the slave masters. She has now conquered all three of the cities on Slaver’s Bay.
While training Jaime in sword fighting, Bronn encourages him to go see his brother Tyrion who is awaiting trial for the suspected murder of Joffrey . Jaime also commands Brienne to find Sansa , not knowing that she has been abducted Littlefinger , who reveals to Sansa that it was he and Olenna that poisoned Joffrey.
Meanwhile at Craster’s Keep, the mutinous deserters are continuing to take advantage of Craster’s wives, including Aeryn Walker, who bares her huge hooters while getting savaged by a guy, and a unidentified redhead also bares her breasts! Karl drinks wine out of the skull of the slain Jeor Mormont, and takes the last surviving infant son of Craster’s out into the woods and leaves it there. It is found by a White Walker who brings the child to the mountain and places it on an altar where another White Walker appears to turn the child into one of them.
S04E04 – Oathkeeper – 04/27/2014
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S04E06 – The Laws of Gods and Men – 05/11/2014
At King’s Landing, Tywin commences the trial of Tyrion . Several witnesses give damning testimony against Tyrion, and during a recess, Jaime cuts a deal with his father. If Tyrion pleads guilty and begs for mercy, Tywin will send him to The Night’s Watch and Jaime will return to Casterly Rock to be his father’s heir. Tyrion distrusts the offer, reminding his brother of what happened to Ned Stark when he was offered a similar deal. Tyrion tells his father that he will not die for a crime he didn’t commit and demands a trial by combat.
Meanwhile at Dreadfort, Yara readies her men for an assault to rescue her brother Theon . She receives a letter from Ramsay Snow telling her to stand down or face death. Yara waits until Ramsay is having sex with Myranda to launch her attack, and the sex scene between the two is pretty fantastic, giving us some good looks at her hoots and glutes! Yara’s attack fails and she and her men are forced to retreat.
Stannis Baratheon and Ser Davos got to the Iron Bank in Braavos to secure funds to pay for Stannis’ war to regain the throne, but they are met with rejection. That is until Ser Davos tells them that funding their effort will help them get back the gold they lent Tywin Lannister, and they decide to fund them. They then visit a brothel to find a smuggler friend of Davos’ named Salladhor Saan to help in their efforts. They find him in a tub with two prostitutes, one played by the aptly named Sarine Sofair who bares her hooters and hair while soaking in the tub!
S04E06 – The Laws of Gods and Men – 05/11/2014
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S04E07 – Mockingbird – 05/18/2014
This week’s episode could best be described as a tire-spinning episode, as nothing much really happens. Tyrion is still searching for a champion to fight for him, and though Jamie does chuckle over the notion of what Tywin would think if he actually did step up and serve as Tyrion’s champion, he tells him that it will not be him that takes the honor. Jamie does reveal that it will be The Mountain serving as champion for Cersei . Finally it’s the Red Viper, Oberyn that agrees to serve as Tyrion’s champion to finally get justice for his family.
Daario breaks into the private quarters of Daenerys baring flowers. Dany pretends to be angry, and he tells her that he is restless in Meereen, unable to indulge his talents for fighting, or his desire to pursue her. She immediately tells him to take his clothes off! They have sex, but it’s off-screen sadly. We’re starting to forget what she looks like naked!
We don’t have to guess what Melisandre looks like naked though, as we get to see her sensational shimmies and seat meat this week! Selyse goes to see Melisandre while she’s in the tub, and there is some tension between the two since Melisandre slept with Selyse’s husband Stannis , and Melisandre has no problem getting out of the tub to flaunt her goods, and some potions.
S04E07 – Mockingbird – 05/18/2014
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S04E08 – The Mountain and the Viper – 06/01/2014
In Slaver’s Bay, Missandei goes to wash her clothes in the river when she is spotted by Grey Worm who is also bathing in the river. They lock eyes and she stands up, giving us some sensational shots of her shimmies and seat meat in the process! Missandei later tells Daenerys about the encounter and how odd it was that a eunuch seemed to be attracted to her sexually. Grey Worm later apologizes to Missandei for staring at her, but she thanks him for staring at her. Intriguing!
Meanwhile back in King’s Landing, the trial by combat to decide the fate of Tyrion is finally underway. The Mountain gains the upper hand early on Oberyn , but before long, Oberyn unleashes some acrobatics and brings The Mountain to his back! He jams his spear into him, but rather than killing him, he tells him to confess as to who gave the order to kill his sister. The Mountain confesses that it was Tywin , and as Oberyn begins showboating once again, The Mountain grabs a hold of him and crushes his head, killing him. Tywin then proclaims Tyrion to be guilty of Joffrey’s murder, and sentences him to die!
S04E08 – The Mountain and the Viper – 06/01/2014
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Season 5
S05E01 – The Wars to Come – 04/12/2015
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S05E01 – The Wars to Come – 04/12/2015
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S05E03 – High Sparrow – 04/26/2015
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S05E03 – High Sparrow – 04/26/2015
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S05E03 – High Sparrow – 04/26/2015
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S05E04 – The Sons of Harpy – 05/03/2015
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S05E04 – The Sons of Harpy – 05/03/2015
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S05E04 – The Sons of Harpy – 05/03/2015
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S05E05 – Kill the Boy – 05/10/2015
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S05E07 – The Gift – 05/24/2015
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S05E07 – The Gift – 05/24/2015
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S05E07 – The Gift – 05/24/2015
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S05E10 – Mother’s Mercy – 06/14/2015
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Season 6
S06E01 – The Red Woman – 04/24/2016
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S06E03 – Oathbreaker – 05/08/2016
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S06E04 – Book of the Stranger – 05/15/2016
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S06E05 – The Door – 05/22/2016
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S06E06 – Blood of My Blood – 05/29/2016
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S06E07 – The Broken Man – 06/05/2016
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S06E10 – The Winds of Winter – 06/26/2016
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Season 7
S07E02 – Stormborn – 07/23/2017
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S07E03 – The Queen’s Justice – 08/27/2017
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S07E03 – The Queen’s Justice – 08/27/2017
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S07E07 – The Dragon and the Wolf – 08/27/2017
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Season 8
S08E01 – Winterfell – 04/14/2019
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S08E02 – A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms – 04/14/2019
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